I'm a bachelor and I was really bored this weekend so I decided it was time to do some things around the house. The type things I really don't like to do but know have to be done. The type things we all tend to put off. So before I started this "I don't have a honey, honey-do-list" I did some research and found out what I really needed to do for spring & summer cleanup. So here is what I came up with and what, for the most part, I did and I believe you should also. I don't like to suffer alone! I hope your wife reads this and hangs it on the refrigerator for you.
Replace your furnace filter - I hope they meant the air filter
Clean the kitchen exhaust hood and air filter - what a mess
Check your electrical system - I survived
Always have a multi-purpose fire extinguisher accessible - I finally found it
Make sure the light bulbs in all your fixtures are the correct wattage - How do I do that?
Review your fire escape plan with your family - The boys are gone so I am safe as long as I smell the smoke
Consider installing a lightning protection system on your home - not during a thunderstorm
Protect all your electrical appliances from power surges and lightning - I did not move the frig
Have a professional air conditioning contractor inspect and maintain your system as recommended by the manufacturer - I did not do this!!!
Check for damage to your roof - I didn't fall off so no damage to the roof or me
Run through a severe-weather drill with your family - I can fit in the bath tub all by myself
Repair all cracked, broken, or uneven driveways and walks - Maybe next week
Check all the fascia and trim for deterioration - I bought some caulk, the good kind
Check your water heater - It's hot and doesn't make that rock sound and the pressure relief looks good
Check the shutoff valve at each plumbing fixture to make sure they function - Thank you BIG WRENCH
Clean clothes dryer exhaust duct, damper, and space under the dryer - My laundry dries faster now
Replace all extension cords that have become brittle, worn, or damaged - I better remember this at Christmas
Inspect and clean dust from the covers of your smoke and carbon monoxide alarms - And while you are at it dust the whole house like I did
Exciting weekend right? I know please don't tell me, my friends already do....I need to get a life!! Of course after doing most of the things on this list I was forced to venture out to the local Mexican restaurant and have a couple of marguerites to clear the dust from my throat.
Please email me some suggestions for an exciting weekend. I can't take too many more of these "I don't have a honey - honey-do-list weekends".
Ron